{"id":20,"date":"2021-08-11T21:36:09","date_gmt":"2021-08-11T21:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/?p=20"},"modified":"2021-08-11T21:36:09","modified_gmt":"2021-08-11T21:36:09","slug":"what-did-you-eat-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"What Did You Eat For Dinner?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About 40 times a week, someone will ask me what I ate for dinner. I&#8217;ll tell them, because over 10 percent of the people asking are the same person, that I ate non of your business. But, because I think it&#8217;ll be hilarious, if any one asks me what I ate for dinner again, I&#8217;ll spam the link to this article to them and say, here, read for yourself!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Sundays:<\/strong> Beer and candy.<\/li><li><strong>Mondays:<\/strong> I usually eat beans and bananas, with a bit of yogurt and creamy pudding from my wife.<\/li><li><strong>Tuesdays:<\/strong> Chicken and rice.<\/li><li><strong>Wednesday:<\/strong> Whatever I feel like, but usually beans and bananas.<\/li><li><strong>Thursday:<\/strong> Chicken and rice, with a dap of creamy pudding from my wife if she lets me.<\/li><li><strong>Fridays:<\/strong> Chicken without the rice because I&#8217;m BBQing with the boys.<\/li><li><strong>Saturdays:<\/strong> A small snack before bed <em>sometimes<\/em>.<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About 40 times a week, someone will ask me what I ate for dinner. I&#8217;ll tell them, because over 10 percent of the people asking are the same person, that I ate non of your business. But, because I think it&#8217;ll be hilarious, if any one asks me what I ate for dinner again, I&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[3,5,6],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-food","tag-chicken-as-food","tag-stop-asking-me-what-i-ate-for-dinner","tag-what-i-eat-every-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22,"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/22"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tlicolombia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}