About 40 times a week, someone will ask me what I ate for dinner. I’ll tell them, because over 10 percent of the people asking are the same person, that I ate non of your business. But, because I think it’ll be hilarious, if any one asks me what I ate for dinner again, I’ll spam the link to this article to them and say, here, read for yourself!

1. Sundays: Beer and candy.
2. Mondays: I usually eat beans and bananas, with a bit of yogurt and creamy pudding from my wife.
3. Tuesdays: Chicken and rice.
4. Wednesday: Whatever I feel like, but usually beans and bananas.
5. Thursday: Chicken and rice, with a dap of creamy pudding from my wife if she lets me.
6. Fridays: Chicken without the rice because I’m BBQing with the boys.
7. Saturdays: A small snack before bed sometimes.